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Joke of the Day
"I hate all these PI days jokes They go on forever."
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"""I just need some space."" - astronaut break up"
"I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream... Sundae School."
"How come an extremely angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it takes her a week to pack for vacation?"
"children are cool because they're the perfect height for me to fart directly into their mouths without having to really exert myself"
"I got punched in the face last week - I now spend most of my time stroking gappy teeth with my tongue. I should probably stop making out with pensioners."
"''Ah fuck it"" -Me. Making decisions."
"I'd rather someone ask if they can have one of my internal organs than ask if they can borrow my cell phone."
"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A Brunette with bad breath."
"The man who created autocorrect has died Restaurant in peace"