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Joke of the Day

"I hate all these PI days jokes They go on forever."

"Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait to buy that one pair of socks"

"What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with ""C"" and ends with ""T"", and has a ""U"" and an ""N"" in it? A coconut."

"Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!"

"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? ( say it out loud )"

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large."

"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."

"My teacher in first grade said I was stupid for ""wanting to be a T-Rex"" when I grew up but she died last year so who's the stupid one now?"

"So women draw their eyebrows on daily, and nothing is said. I sharpie on a beard for movember and suddenly everyone has something to say."

"97% of the women who are in ""open relationships"" are also ""completely unaware that they are in an open relationship."""