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Joke of the Day
"What is John Lennon's favourite donut? Strawberry Filled forever!"
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"Dead baby joke What the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of sand? I don't eat sand."
"I went to the zoo the other day There was only a single animal, it was a dog. It was a shih tzu..."
"I bet there is just a lot of awkward silence after a mime orgy."
"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaains"
"A detective tries to find to where his clothes were stolen It was a brief case."
"I thought about another woman while having sex with my wife so to make up for it... I thought of my wife while having sex with another woman."
"I watched the bonus features on a porn movie today. It just showed a woman crying in the shower, washing all the cum out of her hair."
"ACQUAINTANCE: (crying) Nobody likes me ME: I like you ACQUAINTANCE: (crying harder) Nobody good likes me"
"BUZZ ALDRIN:They say in space no one can hear you scream, but it's not true and the other astronauts get mad at you for the rest of the trip"