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Joke of the Day
"How bad is it to poop your pants? It Depends"
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"It is well known..."
"I broke up with my girlfriend when I found out she only has 4 toes on each foot.... Turns out I'm lack-toes intolerant.."
"There are 3 types of comments I hate. 1. Unrelated ones. 2. Lists. 3. Ironical."
"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight... She needs to lighten up."
"""Gotham deserves a relaxed hero that smells of lavender."" - Bathman"
"Speaking of lent some of you mofos owe me money"
"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"
"My wife wants to meet new people & have fun, so she made me join a Bridge Club.... ...I jump off next Tuesday"
"What happened to the number 10? It got stuck in 9/11"