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Joke of the Day

"""Dad can you write in the dark?"" ""I think so. What is it you want me to write?"" ""Your name on this report card."""

"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."

"What do you call a plant and sock hybrid? A sockluent"

"What do you call a butt inspection by ISIS? Anal-isis."

"If you can't spell, we can't hangman."

"if going to church has taught me anything, it is that Catholics hate unexpected pterodactyl impressions"

"Teacher: ""Sam what is the outside of a tree called?"" Sam: ""I don't know."" Teacher: ""Bark Sam bark."" Sam: ""Bow wow wow!"""

"Jewish boy&father A jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 dollars. His father replies, 40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"

"I've grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine."

"What is a skeletons favorite tool? A bonesaw"