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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable"

"What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee chord? My ass"

"How do these people survive"

"I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket"

"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."

"Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two? In case he got a hole in one."

"Girls, If your boyfriend has to ask you for a blowjob... You've failed."

"So today my dad called me a ""Smart Alec""... ...but I had to remind him, my name is not and never was Alec."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Lukewarm and bitter."

"I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym."