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Joke of the Day
"I went to a sperm bank to make a donation. This guy in the lobby came with me."
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"I always pictured Madonna playing The Invisible Woman in those Fantastic Four films... ...she would've made a great Immaterial Girl."
"""Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?"" - Fox News"
"What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!"
"What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew."
"Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!"
"Walks you into the bedroom. Stands you up straight against the wall. *you notice the sign that says ""You must be this tall to ride this guy"""
"He died doing what he loved smelling things underwater"
"What does the German wheat farmer say to his wife in the morning? Gluten Morgen!"