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Joke of the Day
"Pulleys are the rednecks of the gear world No teeth"
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"I love dicks. I went there the other day, and they have great products and really friendly staff!"
"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" I disagreed with him, since pointing out the color of paint does not infer anything about my opinions of different ethnicities"
"I dropped my laptop in the ocean. Now there's a dell rolling in the deep."
"In Heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next vacation. Definitely not earth, God said. Last time I went there, I got a girl pregnant and they still haven't stopped taking about it."
"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."
"You know you're drunk when... ...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number."
"So I'm banging this guy from behind... ... and he turns around to kiss me, and I say ""Whoa, buddy. I'm not gay!"""
"If you have sex on a boat... ...is that off-shore drilling?"
"Chicken must be brilliant at mathematics.. Because after explaining every proof, my teachers say ""Hens proved!!"""