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Joke of the Day

"Me: This is the year I'm going to save money. Also me: *googles, ""how to purchase a baby elephant?""*"

"My pastry factory has been pretty successful... So far we've had a good turnover."

"Digger Nick wasn't invited back to the Dyslexic Miners Against Racism Conference."

"What do you call a sheep with no legs ? A cloud."

"Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !"

"My toddler puts his pants on just like everyone else. One arm at a time."

"I was once blind for a couple of years... It was a very dark time in my life."

"I've got two tickets to paradise and a they're both obstructed view."

"Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy... They must think its going to be a real blockbuster."

"[Biden runs into the oval office] ""Barack, ISIS are on the phone. They want a shipment of updog. I asked what it is but they just laughed"""