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Joke of the Day

"Me: This is the year I'm going to save money. Also me: *googles, ""how to purchase a baby elephant?""*"

"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"

"What's the absolute worst city to live in? An atroCITY."

"What's the difference between a seal and sea lion? One electron"

"What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!"

"Bought an ice cream cake and the cashier told me to keep it in the freezer until serving as it will melt. I gotta start dressing smarter."

"If people would moan loudly during a pat down, the line would move much quicker."

"And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19"

"It is odd, isn't it, that to get rid of penis enhancement emails .. .. I have to send them to the Junk box."

"Is it just me...... or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing ?"