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Joke of the Day
"How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***? Have another 80 year old woman yell ""bingo!"""
Next Joke
"Honey, I made the news! Apparently that old lady I fought at the library wasn't a ghost"
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"Raccoons wearing tiny little glasses, digging through trash and carefully reading nutritional information of any food items they find."
"If my dog could talk he'd say ""You hang up first..."""
"I can't say enough good things about my grandmother. She just isn't very nice."
"I'm disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene."
"I love when football players put their t-shirts over their shoulder pads because they look like business women from the 80s."
"Do cute firemen still come when a cat is stuck in a tree? Only in case of fire? Fine. But pretty sure my cat won't like being set on fire."
"Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."