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Joke of the Day

"I'm disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene."

"I forgot my U-bend was blocked when I went to the toilet... I soon remembered, when it all came flooding back."

"TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them. The course is called Mike Rowe Economics."

"I'm not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I'm forgetting to do."

"Our family's annual tradition, as I put up the tree, everybody gathers around to watch my wife tell me I'm stringing the lights wrong."

"Why can't animals ever have an olympics? Because there's always a cheetah"

"What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !"

"A guy told me a joke about blowjobs, but I had to admit I didn't get it I'm married"

"Jesus fed 5000 people with one fish. Holy mackerel."

"Who's the King's best mathematician? Sir Cumference"