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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about Melania Trump? Yeah sorry. You've probably heard it before."
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"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in.."
"What do you call it when a zombie steals an idea Plaguegiarism Jesus Christ dafuq is wrong with me"
"I couldn't work for that man anymore, especially now after what he said to me. He said, ""You're fired"""
"You know what makes me angry? Haemoglobin kettles. They really make my blood boil."
"I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs."
"I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex They know my name isn't someone help"
"Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager."
"Me: ""Get me a newspaper.""Friend: ""Don't be silly. Here. Borrow my iPad."" Poor spider never knew what hit it."
"What's great about Trumps' little hands? Objects may appear larger when being held."