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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about Melania Trump? Yeah sorry. You've probably heard it before."
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"Guess who I bumped into at the opticians? Everybody"
"What type of computer sings? A Dell."
"My parent's kitchen was designed with 11 light switches, all of which turn on the garbage disposal if you're trying to be quiet"
"My ex wife is going through pms, I know this because my car is on fire."
"""911 whats your emerge-"" I THOUGHT I COULD TAKE THESE PANTS OFF WITHOUT TAKING OFF MY SHOES"
"Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud ""target is in site!"", see who panics."
"Willie Nelson, 81, found dead... He was playing 'On The Road Again'"
"You're supposed to exercise so that you can live longer but if you have to exercise all the time do you really want to live longer?"
"*Whispers, spitters are for quitters. ~Wine tasting, you pervs!"