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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you blow up a police station? Bacon bits I came up with this joke 15 years ago when I was a dumbass teen.. maybe in poor taste with everything going on but thought I'd share."

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"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was just actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."
"I'm really tired all the time, I think I have stereo... It's like I have mono times two"
"Paul says to Jesus ""Hey man whatcha doing for Passover?"" Jesus says ""Just hanging around."""
"Whaaa? You taste brides? RT MatrooKiBijlee: Bridal tasting was a success! The only thing I regret is not taking pictures. But still...."""
"he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff"
"An upvote is like a minute of sex. I'd like 1000, but I can only muster 5."
"Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore"
"Hey man, 1980 called. It wants its--oh, can you hold on? I've got 1945 on the other line, and he's conferencing in 1973 so I should get this"
"Reddit TIFU... ...since she said she wanted to be on top."