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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Hitler run a marathon? Because he can't finish a race."
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"You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams."
"Why did the pregnant girl struggle so much with grammar? She had no periods!"
"Me: Hello darkness, my old friend. Darkness: New phone, who dis?"
"Why did the plane crash??? The pilot was a load of bread!"
"Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long."
"Q: What country is ill? A: Germany."
"I told my dad that I wanted to be a comedian He said to me, ""You can't be serious."""
"how many cooks does it take to change a lightbulb? one, and nine to stand around and say how they did it at their old job...."
"Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!"