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Joke of the Day
"Where do twin lesbians meet up? A Clone Dyke Bar."
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"My boss calls me chief, so I really don't know who's in charge anymore. I hope it's not me because I haven't been paying attention."
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"What do you call the cookbook of the dead? The Necrinom-nom-nomicon"
"*opens fortune cookie* there's rice on your face *grabs wifes and opens it* still there *grabs one from next table* I can do this all night"
"Where does the thick, creamy dressing go when it gets sick? The Mayo Clinic."
"History exam. There was no match for the history exam that Mr. Grey had set for his students. It was the Grey test of all time."
"The cannibal arrived late to the dinner party. He was given the cold shoulder."
"Jew Jokes Aren't Funny. Anne Frankly I find them offensive."
"I've started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie. I'm planning to desert her."