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Joke of the Day

"Where does the thick, creamy dressing go when it gets sick? The Mayo Clinic."

"it must be killing england not to be able to make fun of our dumbasses because their dumbasses did brexit"

"""What should we call the 5th month?"" May I suggest- ""Great suggestion. May it is"""

"How does a Jew do the gardening? He moses lawn."

"I'm crap at telling jokes. I keep on punching up the fuck lines."

"What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus? ""Nailed it!"""

"The Wright Way ""I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."" -Steven Wright"

"Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet smooth and they usually head right for your hips."

"What do you get, if you cross a bad joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"""I'm dreaming about mashed potatoes"" Oh because Thanksgiving is tomorrow ""No, just a normal mashed potato dream like usual"""