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Joke of the Day

"My boss calls me chief, so I really don't know who's in charge anymore. I hope it's not me because I haven't been paying attention."

"What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"

"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!"

"Why did the policeman wake up his son? He saw a *kid napping*."

"What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys? 'Let us prey.'"

"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y I'll show myself the door."

"Animals are better than people because they can't talk"

"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips while son walks around looking for his bag of chips*"

"What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!"