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Joke of the Day
"I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real zombies."
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"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"
"Hey look, Grandma! You made the cover of ""Didn't Make Me Any Cookies Weekly"" again. ""What good is she to anyone?"" it says."
"Way into ""Game of Thrones"". Are there any shows that are games of other kinds of chairs?"
"I used to think I was schizophrenic. But then the voices in my head said I was fine."
"Still puzzled on how ""Colonel"" has gotten away with being spelled like that for so long."
"Totally blasting Billy Joel out of my minivan. I'm like sex on wheels right now."
"What would romantic living dead movie be called? Zombaes"
"What do neo-Nazis do on Hitler's birthday? Heil if I know"
"I like to point at pregnant women's bellies and ask ""makin a baby, huh?"". Then point to mine and say ""got some poop brewin over here""."