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Joke of the Day
"I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real zombies."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the Meat Packing CEO? He built his empire from the ground up. Ground up meat."
"Next week on Teen Court Lawyer: objection ur honor! Judge: objection totes denied Lawyer: smdh"
"Did you seriously hire a mentally unstable person to drive our kids just so you could say he's driving them crazy? Me as a principal: Maybe"
"Do you like sex on tv? I tried once, but I fell off."
"What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein."
"If you're religious you dont get to pick & choose ""You shall not make for yourself an idol"" That Disney sticker means you're going to hell"
"should probably not think about sad things at work i mean who wants to buy a dildo from someone who was clearly just crying in the shoe room"
"Did you hear about the bastard frog? It was a tad unexpected."
"4-year-old: *puts on ballerina dress* *puts on ballerina shoes* *puts on ballerina tiara* Me: Who are you supposed to be? 4: A ninja."