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Joke of the Day
"My most redeeming quality is the fact that I return bottles for cash."
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"I promised my trainer that I'd set a gym schedule I would commit to regularly. So, now every time there's a lunar eclipse I work out."
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"My sex life is like the punch line of this joke"
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"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."
"One ply toilet paper. Get in touch with your inner self."