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Joke of the Day

"My kid's favorite joke right now: Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. ... omg that is SO gross"

"I know a few people who are the human version of an email missing the attachment."

"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."

"Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dildos."

"Someone stole my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about that."

"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ~ Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not Sally"

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? It was a while ago... but I heard he's al right now"

"Why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."