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Joke of the Day
"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
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"What do zombie vegans eat? ... Grains!!!"
"(DARK HUMOR) Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands."
"Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out"
"This year's the year of the rooster, so I ate chicken. Next year's the year of the dog."
"""Hi yes I'd like to attempt the Cheeseburger challenge"" ""Very good sir"" [ripped as hell cheeseburger runs out of the kitchen & bodyslams me]"
"First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!"
"Penguins are scientist by nature... They always have to improve their slides !"
"I will punch you in the face. OK not really - but I will roll my eyes at you, hard."
"What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep."