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Joke of the Day

"Now a joke for all you psychics on reddit."

"Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot."

"Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I'm taking the door to prom"

"[Couples counseling] ""It's not good to keep these things bottles up, you know"" Okay, fine *opens jar of wasps*"

"My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia... it's not for everyone, but black people tend to get it."

"What do you call a pile of cats? a Meowtain"

"They say Ronda Rousey isn't much of a wrestler... But you'll be amazed when you see her box."

"Why dont arabs have drivers and sex ed on the same day The camels would get to tired"

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... it feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."