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Joke of the Day
"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"
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"a golfer stabbed a Mexican the other day.... it was a hole in Juan"
"What if ""baby daddy"" meant a father who was actually a very small baby? A little baby dad. Baby Dad, coming this fall to ABC Wednesday night"
"I used to know a guy who had five legs. His pants fitted him like a glove."
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"What do you call a fish with no eye's? a fsh"
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"Interview Boss: What could you bring to this company? Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to."