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Joke of the Day

"You can't run a country like a business. If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!"

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"What is the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock."
"And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19"
"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."
"did you know that the earth used to be 100% water? that was until yo momma got thirsty."
"What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk? Woof."
"Jessica Biel's dad's first name is Batmo."
"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."
"I don't see why everyone resents the Headless Horseman... All he wanted was head."
"[uses the restroom] Wife: make sure to put the toilet seat down Me: okay Me: [to toilet seat] you're worthless and nobody likes you"