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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"I can't believe you ""accidentally"" let it slip into her butt! Dick move, asshole."

"9 out of 10 people agree that it's weird to stand on top of the toilet and ask them survey questions over the stall wall."

"How do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef"

"My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation. That came out of nowhere."

"Need to save money on car insurance? Flee the scene."

"Mail order bride I just got a mail order bride from prague, I guess you could call her a Czech mate."

"What do a Yugo and a bath have in common? You can't step out of them in public."

"Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb? They love to watch mistakes being made."

"I like my men like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee."