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Joke of the Day
"How many elves does a german santa have? Elf."
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"Woman Tries To Trick Her Husband With A Letter To See If He Is Cheating http://thebuzzflare.com/woman-tries-to-trick-her-husband-with-a-letter-to-see-if-he-is-cheating/"
"What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans? The quequeque"
"Why do neurologists think they're God? Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!"
"Good news The doctor took his patient into the room and said, ""I have some good news and some bad news."" The patient said, ""Give me the good news."" ""They're going to name a disease after you."""
"Before you reply to a tweet, take a deep breath. Now hold it. Hold it... Hold it.... Hold it... Keep holding it... Die."
"Maybe installing Freudian Autocorrect was not the breast idea."
"America! Where we celebrate mediocrity! 15 year olds should not be praised for losing 50 pounds while still being 300 plus..."
"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra"
"I have a degree in Female's Studies."