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Joke of the Day
"How many elves does a german santa have? Elf."
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"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"Do you have a little Irish in you? Well... Would you like some?"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally."
"What is it called when you give money to a plains bison? A buffaloan!"
"My friend told me this one. 18+ inside, nsfw. 19"
"The arrogant baker declared 'You'll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window' The customer agreed 'It must be the double glazing'"
"My favorite thing at the Chinese buffet is the chicken balls But man, those must have been awfully big chickens!"
"Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes"
"Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Huge tits."