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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism 2. black people"

"*First Date Her: Why are we at Home Depot? Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it."

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. I'm not supposed to be at this slumber party."

"What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know."

"You have beautiful eyes. Too bad they're attached to the head of a stark raving lunatic."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald trump both are in the same car, who should be the driver? The police"

"It's funny how if you are a minority and commit a mass murder, you are either a terrorist, thug, or an illegal, but if you are white, then you have a mental disorder and misunderstood!"

"Vaping! The great taste of steam, the cool look of blowing a flashlight."

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."

"I time-travel quite frequently, ... I'd go to bed around midnight, and in few seconds I'd wake up to, lo and behold, 9 AM."