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Joke of the Day

"You have beautiful eyes. Too bad they're attached to the head of a stark raving lunatic."

"How to get personal space If there's a lot of people, just yell ""Allahu Akbar"" for a rapid evacuation."

"Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back! russian student: What Are you braging about? I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!"

"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."

"What do you call religious pasta? Raviholy."

"Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree? They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count."

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"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"

"St. Patrick's Day may just be an excuse to drink, but then again so is Ireland."