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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton and Donald trump both are in the same car, who should be the driver? The police"

"Why does the swimming pool get laid every night? Because he makes all the ladies wet."

"Blinding hatred is a perfectly healthy response to everything that other people do."

"I dated an English teacher for a few months, but it didn't work out. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway!"

"Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo? Laid the same egg 44 times!"

"What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team? One is a Cunning group of Runts....."

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge? Because he ate his food before it was cool."

"What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks? When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture."

"What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies? An ambulance."