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Joke of the Day
"Hillary Clinton and Donald trump both are in the same car, who should be the driver? The police"
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"What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly."
"Bill Cosby sure does love pudding.... his dick where it doesnt belong."
"What's the best think about leaving California? No more Mexican food and anal sex on Tuesdays."
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming. EDIT: Also, I don't want my time to go to waist. Courtesy of /u/Carter127"
"Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night."
"My spirit animal is fried chicken"
"Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind."
"What does Batman put in his drinks? Just ice."
"Buy a boat, name it Relation. Now you can tell people that you have a relationship."