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Joke of the Day

"The moral of Little Red Riding Hood is: 1) Never trust strangers; 2) Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human."

"My therapist cries ""Why me?"" for the full hour."

"Why should you name your son Jackson? Because naming him Jacksoff would be embarrassing."

"womens rights"

"What do you call a proud Danish countryman? A pastriot."

"So a deaf girl hit on me today... It was a sign"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels."

"Racial issues in America are very complex They're not just black and white"

"Wrote a joke. I wrote this joke- Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..? Boris' Karl loft."

"She told me to give her 10 inches, and make it hurt... ... so I gave it to her three times, and punched her in the nose."