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Joke of the Day
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands."
Next Joke
"Hi Africa, it's America. A guy over here just ate 69 hotdogs in 10 minutes! How's everything going with you?"
"I stay up at night worrying about what happens to the unquestioned Jeopardy answers."
"A lawyer goes to heaven..."
"If at first you don't succeed, then you will have alerted them to your presence. It is important that you at first succeed."
"Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st? because its the first date"
"When I practice my saxophone I have to put the cat in the window, so my neighbours know I'm not kicking it around the living room."
"Apparently, people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...But people in Abu Dhabi DOOOOOOO!"
"Two Irish men talking. - I saw my girlfriend going to the movies with another guy the other night. - Oh my god. Did you follow them? - No. - Why not? - I had watched the movie before."
"A patient wakes up from surgery and exclaims 'Doctor! Doctor! What's wrong with me? I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replies: Yes, well I'm afraid we had to amputate both your arms."