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Joke of the Day
"I have sexdaily I mean, I have dyslexia"
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"Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?"
"Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on? The punchlines were too long."
"I feel like the length of my twitter name is juuuuuust wedging me out of many MANY #FF tweets #delusional"
"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ""ate"" nine."
"Donald Trump's Vice President... ...Charlie Sheen, cause they will be Winning!"
"When the guy at the liquor store offered to throw in some ketchup packets, I automatically said yes. Still not sure why."
"hello, hello ! 911 ? 911 ? Yes, Sir, what happened ? ""I think my wife's dead"". ""What happened, Sir ?"" ""Well...she's lying in bed, cold and stiff as usual, but the dishes haven't been done in 3 days !"""
"You know what they say about tapirs?... They're nosey pigs."
"*poops blood* ""What the heck I haven't eaten blood in weeks"""