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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump's Vice President... ...Charlie Sheen, cause they will be Winning!"
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"Hid my daughters ipod in my other daughters room cause they've been getting along lately and there's nothing on tv tonight."
"A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit - ""do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"" ""Nope"" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit."
"What do you do to a blind, deaf, dumb girl after raping her? You break her fingers so she can't tell anyone."
"I haven't seen Democrats this upset with a Republican since... A Republican took the Democrats' slaves away"
"What do you call a faked pregnancy? A misconception."
"Why No 1 likes Apple So there are some people in an electronics store and the computers are just Apple. Then someone farts and its bad,but someone says 2 bad there's no Windows"
"What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them."
"My grandpa died in Auschwitz He fell down from the watchtower."
"Look, mom, we can keep arguing about whether or not 28 is too old to live your parents but it's not gonna help us find my iguana any faster."