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Joke of the Day
"*poops blood* ""What the heck I haven't eaten blood in weeks"""
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"INSTRUCTIONS FOR FITTED SHEETS: 1) Know when to hold em. 2) Know when to fold em. 3) Know when to walk away. 4) Know when to run."
"Wow, I must look really hot tonight working out, everyone is totally staring at me. *walking on treadmill with a candy bar and a Pepsi"
"What is a pessimists blood type? B-negative."
"What's 11q minus 1q? You're welcome."
"I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances."
"My wife is like a hurricane... At the beginning there was a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end I lost my house."
"Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?"
"Watching a film about Princess Diana.. And Diana says ""if we are lucky we will grow old"" and my sister turns around and says bluntly and without a hint of a smile, ""you won't"""
"What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud? Mini Soda"