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Joke of the Day
"I saw a butterfly earlier With a tattoo of a slag on it's wing."
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"No democratic debate on Christmas Day The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a statement not to debate on Christmas Day. It was a Barry Sanders-clause"
"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"
"Just Got The New Note 7 I guess you could say its pretty lit."
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"What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio-Activity"
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"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey - that's pretty cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Detroit."""