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Joke of the Day

"Post your best one liner Mine: Excessive masterbation is often caused by hand-gina"

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"The woman who sits next to me at work just told someone she's surrounded by idiots. I feel bad for her."
"I find whiteboards to be absolutely fascinating. They're remarkable."
"BREAKING NEWS: hole blasted into women's restroom Officers are looking into it"
"I had to quit my job as a Microsoft delivery man It got awkward telling people I was giving word to their mother."
"My girlfriend said last night ""Fuck me like a man"" So I putted in her ass and started calling her George"
"How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Because he's black"
"How does a feminist know she's overweight? She doesn't"
"What do you call a reptile...? What do you call a reptile who says ""But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time""? [The Wonderful Lizard of Pause](/spoiler)"
"New study shows you can get HIV/AIDS from toilet seats in public restrooms By sitting down before the other guy gets up"