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Joke of the Day
"Post your best one liner Mine: Excessive masterbation is often caused by hand-gina"
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"So I called my urologist... Receptionist: ""Can you hold?"" Me: ""No...that's why I'm calling"""
"What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !"
"What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old? The water washes away her tears"
"whenevre macklemore says ""im gonna pop some tags"" i jus pictur him sittimg in his basement, silently taggimg himself in photos on facebook"
"Well, the definition of humour is not much humorous! The Incongruity Theory claims that humour is created out of a violation of an expectation."
"If I built a crime fighting robot I'd make his penis the gun. He'd also be programmed to say ""no homo"" before shooting a guy in the face."
"If you think colours aren't funny then you lack a sense of hue-mour"
"Laying in bed, watching the ceiling fan spin, my thoughts wonder to 1. Who turned the ceiling fan on 2. Why don't I have telekinetic powers"