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Joke of the Day

"I put my slacks on just like everyone else, from a waterslide into the loving yet frighteningly powerful arms of my pet minotaur Ferdinand"

"Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas."

"i read everything in comic sans sans. this way it's funny."

"BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!"

"Where do they categorize the history books in an Indian library? Naan-Fiction."

"When Sarah Jessica Parker got married She must have had one hell of a bridle shower."

"I finally got around to watching Dr Strange It was about time"

"And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! ~ The Okra Show"

"what currency does the sun use? starbucks"

"I drink, therefore I am.... Drunk."