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Joke of the Day

"""...you can also say 'representative' at any ti--"" ""REPRESENTATIVE!!"""

"""He looks just like his grandfather"" is a cute thing said about a new baby in most parts of the world. In Alabama,it's more of an accusation"

"Two electrons are having a conversation... Electron 1: Do you know why they call it the XBOX 360? Electron 2: Why? Electron 1: Because when you see it, you spin 360 degrees and walk away!"

"Beer = Mama If you would change 4 letters in the word ""beer"" you would get the word ""mama"" :)"

"Me: Thank you! Cashier: You have a good one! Me: That's the rumor! Cashier: ..."

"If Helen Keller was a pokemon.. ..she'd be a Mewtwo."

"I invented a new sex position called ""The Donald"" You grab her by the pussy and fling her over a wall."

"History has forgotten the name of the man that invented the ""Lazy Susan"", but it conveniently still remembers the name of his ex-wife."

"What about breakfast teaches us the difference between ""interested"" and ""committed""? In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed."

"Simba was moving too slow So I told him to Mufasa"