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Joke of the Day

"Thor in San Francisco Thor arrives in San Francisco and proudly announces ""I AM THOR!"" I flamboyantly gay man looks at him and states ""You're thore? I'm tho thore I can hardly pith."""

"Northern women have PMS Gals from the south have FTS. Fixin' to Start"

"It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes."

"Want to hear a good pee joke? Well urine luck."

"Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar? You're screwed if the rubber breaks."

"if your grave doesnt say ""rest in peace"" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war"

"What's the fastest way to heaven? It depends on the flight delays."

"For the love of God, what is Jesus saving? Is it coupons? I bet it's coupons"

"In Harry Potter I wonder if Sirius Black's middle name is Lee..."

"What is a depressed person's favorite outdoor activity? Cryaking. I'm sorry."