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Joke of the Day

"In Harry Potter I wonder if Sirius Black's middle name is Lee..."

"I asked my friend from North Korea how it was to live there. He said he couldn't complain."

"What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry? When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!"

"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel."

"What does Pluto have up on Palestine? At least Pluto exists"

"When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty? The bathtub."

"what do you call a racist tampon? twatstika."

"How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All, to save this world from the darkness."

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."

"I used to work as a waiter at an insane asylum... Serving soup to nuts."