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Joke of the Day

"Going Straight to Hell Q: How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday? A: They place flowers on the grave."

"Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath."

"What percentage of Scottish people are twats? 55.3%"

"Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell? They weren't invented yet."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."

"wwe joke about royal rumble breaking new kofi kingston win the royal rumble and win the new wwe word heavyweight championship"

"A woman runs into the hospital and asks Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he? Doctor- ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"" Sorry."

"What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black? A nun on a spit"

"A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says... ""What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?"" The pirate says, ""Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"""

"I buy all my guns from a guy that calls himself T-Rex... He's a small arms dealer."