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Joke of the Day
"what kind of bees make milk? BOOBEES!"
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"I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999."
"Why was the broom late? Because he overswept."
"Can you get high off of viagra? Yes, but only if you lay on your stomach."
"""Hey, let's share a bottle of wine and try out the shriek-laugh we've been rehearsing."" -The women next to everyone everywhere."
"Does Batman make this look bad? [http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg) I personally think it's funny, but it is pretty fucked up."
"It's raining in Italy That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop."
"Anyone realize Dora is always lost every episode? Why is their no Amber alert for her? Is it because she's Mexican?"
"I'm writing a book about how people can free themselves from taking pictures of themselves. It's a selfie-help book."
"Why did the Muslim cross the road? To get to the bigger crowd"