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Joke of the Day
"what kind of bees make milk? BOOBEES!"
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"Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat..."
"A geologist hit a man with his car. What crime is he accused of? Vesicular Basalt"
"What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !"
"Missing socks When you lose a sock in the wash or laundry hamper, the one that's left becomes more human than you know. It's looking for its sole mate."
"I love that the news bleeps swears. ""Sorry you heard a bad word during our footage of a firefight that ended with a guy being burned alive."""
"Please pray for the private school kid whose dad drops him off in a 3-year-old car."
"TIFU by pooping on my girlfriend Sorry for the shit post"
"I had a good Jeremy Clarkson joke... But I forgot the punchline... Then it hit me!"
"Why couldn't the Mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else?"