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Joke of the Day

"Is it okay to not like a certain race? My friends want me to run a 10k with them, but I want to run a 5k."

"They're making a movie about the death of Steve Irwin Jamie Foxx will be playing Ray"

"Q: What kind of flower grows on your face? A: Tulips."

"How did the Latino girl get pregnant Her teacher told her to do an essay"

"Hide and Seek Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago. He's the best, where you at Dad?"

"What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? I've never had a Lentil on my chest."

"I want to go to the afterlife to ask Robin Williams, ""How's it hanging?"" I'm not sorry."

"What's the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney"

"A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile"

"why did the lobster refuse to help anyone else? because he's shellfish"