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Joke of the Day

"Is it okay to not like a certain race? My friends want me to run a 10k with them, but I want to run a 5k."

"What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad"

"When do you know that your career has gone south? When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!"

"What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement? an erection that points north."

"Not saying obamacare is perfect but the data doesn't lie. With Obamacare there've been zero Hitlers. Before obamacare there was at least one"

"Why were Democrats in the lead early on? Republicans weren't off of work yet."

"One Girl, Two Cups would be a terrible name for a bra shop."

"Just vacuumed my couch and found 16 bobby pins, 84 cents, 3 kinds of cereal, a spoon and a live hedgehog."

"My wife has the body of a porn star... ..which is kind of creepy and takes up a lot of room in the fridge."

"After years of marriage & kids I have no idea how I'd handle a 1st date. Just give him a juice box, crackers & an iPad? Do I bring coupons?"