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Joke of the Day

"Not saying obamacare is perfect but the data doesn't lie. With Obamacare there've been zero Hitlers. Before obamacare there was at least one"

"Two men are pissing off a bridge. ""Water's cold"" says one. ""And deep."" says the other."

"what did a crab say to another crab on christmas hey sandy claws"

"teacher asked a boy ............ if you have ten chocolates and you give 2 to girl on first bench 3 to second and 5 to last bench girl then what will be left for you reply : three new girl friends"

"Me: What music you into? Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin"

"Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems."

"CaO+H2O=Ca(OH)2 Is this reaction illegal too?"

"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""

"What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys? A Wind-up Merchant."

"If you're an adult and you aren't tired, you probably just fell asleep and started dreaming. Wake up. It's time to be tired again."