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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty bad at building fences Oops, wrong place for this post."
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"WIFE: Hey why are all our potatoes dressed in tiny outfits and arranged in a little scene? ME: [hiding Photato Album] Why? Do you like it?"
"Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life? A statistician."
"A husband and wife are fighting. The wife says ""You've got the smallest penis I've ever seen!"" The husband shoots back ""Then we're a perfect fit for each other, cause you're a shallow cunt!"""
"A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly."
"What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut."
"Following in David Bowies footprints.... Well, David Bowie the gender bender is no longer alive on this earth - OK Caitlyn, it's your turn!"
"I'm launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes. It's aimed at a Nietzsche market"
"What do call a whore in Alaska? An eskihoe"