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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a coffee shop where drug deals go down? The trappe!"
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"How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb? Manual work ? That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff"
"[infomercial] ME: wanna know how to lose 15 lbs with 1 easy trick?! AUDIENCE: YES! *a surgeon amputates my leg right there on stage*"
"Last night I asked my wife for a 68 ... She said: What that ? I said: You go down on me and I owe you one."
"Rafael Nadal got done by an Australian teenager today at Wimbledon. Rolf Harris is having raging fits of jealousy."
"[ouija board] ""Spirits are u there? I A M H E R E. Y O U W A N N A T A L K? Y O U W A N N A H A N G O U T? [squints] ""A needy board?"""
"How are 6 women like a golf course? NSFW 18 holes"
"When someone asks me to think outside the box. I think about anal sex."
"I told my wife I am sending her a dick pic... She said "" I don't want your junk mail!"""
"Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!"