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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a coffee shop where drug deals go down? The trappe!"
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"""No, no. No! NO!"" - guy who invented black ski masks after people started using them for robbing"
"In a misguided attempt to become a superhero I let a spider bite me. My super power became crying louder than a newborn."
"My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar. [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]"
"Mini-horses are like mini-donuts, you can't just eat one"
"a man walks into a bar he falls to the floor unconscious. oldy, but a goody."
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin."
"Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship."
"Puts an ""I love Daddy"" shirt on my kids until they're old enough to read."
"Why didn't the President fight with the chair? Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists."