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Joke of the Day

"Sign in a store window during a blizzard ""Got frostbite? Fingerless gloves, half off!"""

"What is the difference between Napoleon and his son? One is a Bonaparte from the other."

"How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity."

"There's no I in team But there are quite a few of them in Multiple Personality Disorder"

"people said my days of misquoting famous idioms were over but I'm like a phoenix rising from molasses"

"What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"If future me us reading this some how, please reply ASAP Need help with my life"

"I had a roommate, but he was ran over by a bus... Now I have a flatmate."

"What state did the programmer start her road trip in? Maine"

"How to start an internet fight: 1. Write a comment 2. Wait"