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Joke of the Day

"Dumb one-liner of the day: I imagine veterinarians who treat ducks put up with a lot of undeserved grief."

"What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl? DATERADE"

"I just have a step ladder I never knew my real ladder"

"If you ever come across a fork in the road Pick it up"

"My butcher is very rude I asked him for a cut of pork and he gave me the cold shoulder"

"People who were huge fans of the Backstreet Boys are now in positions of responsibility, making important decisions."

"I'm coming out with a workout video called ""Beached Whale Body"". It's just a video of me sitting on my recliner with my computer on my lap and phone in hand."

"Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery? Because you didn't know they had it."

"When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy"

"pulled over drunk driving office: please recite the alphabet from z to a me: z y u a k m e"