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Joke of the Day
"I just have a step ladder I never knew my real ladder"
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"By saying you want a sandwich after sex you're letting me know you suck at sex because you expect me to be able to walk afterwards."
"Romeo and juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13 & 17 year old that caused 6 deaths. #readtheplay"
"What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !"
"Interviewer: ""Are you proficient with Microsoft Office?"" Interviewee: ""Word."""
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice. (Sorry for old joke)"
"What kind of car does a cat drive? A Cadillac."
"Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?"
"1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, ""It has to look like an accident."" 4. Walk away."
"What kind of bees make the best milk? Boo Bees!"