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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma's so dense, she got a job at NASA... ..bending light."
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"My mood ring was recently stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about it."
"My wife and I were happy for 25 years Then we met."
"I don't think I get enough credit in my family for making my siblings look successful."
"It's so weird how everyone's taste buds are different, but only mine are right."
"What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !"
"Patient just told me a joke yesterday When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why? They are out standing in the field"
"Is this your resume? ""Yep"" It just says you used to leave shit at your friends' doors, ring the bell & run away ""Oh yes"" Welcome to UPS!"
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and out of shape. My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and I'm out of shape. I guess I need some conditioning."
"my husband...just pointed out d new strands of hair growing under my chin..... someones not getn laid tonight."