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Joke of the Day
"You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them"
Next Joke
"Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff"
"Family: come play dodgeball Me: nah Fam: oh come on Me: no thanks Fam: JUST PLAY Me: *nails 6 year old in the face*"
"""Daddy, may I trouble you to clean a shocking amount of poo off my genitalia?"" - if babies could talk"
"How do you know when your at a gay barbecue? When all the hot dogs taste like shit."
"Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce"
"How do you kill a one legged fox? Have it run across Canada. (maybe only Canadians will get this)"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one... He's never gonna give you Up."
"Why do people who aren't able to celebrate Father's Day... ...get all of February instead?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !"